I've been tinkering around with this machine and I think its in need of a test run. Its going to take you on a ride of about an hour I'd guess. Requirements for use require access to the back gate as well as the front garden and above it to the monument standing over the garden in the alcove. Activities will not include any sports therefore ballls and bats won't be needed. If interested in participating please reply with as many reasons you have for me to choose you karen instead of her karen. Visual cues accepted but not required. Lets get you going asap.thanks